during the middle of my afternoon class, i put my leg up on the bar of a desk and...
it happened.
i started to feel the breeze where you shouldn't feel the breeze, and i knew.
any false moves and my students could see a part of me they should NEVER see.
yep, i got a big 'ole rip up the back up of my khakis.
i called for reinforcement and got this beauty from the office and walked back into my class like a boss.
{it wouldn't be a middle school if they didn't have oversized jean shirts-conveniently large enough to cover my booty- hanging around.}
and my students were none the wiser.
all in a days work in the land of middle school.
is it friday yet?
{oh, and obviously i made my student assistant take this picture.}
I would have loved a picture of the before (with the breeze showing...)
ReplyDeleteIs it bad that I am unclear about what actually happened? Do I need to work on my inferencing skills? (That shirt is pretty sweet, btw.)
ReplyDeleteha brrill! I once walked out of the staff toliets with my skirt tucked into my knickers...like the 5 year old I am...i wish i was wearing a big ol shirt then!
ReplyDeleteHooray for middle schools and their big shirts saving the day! Reading this totally makes me want to keep a spare change of clothes in my future classroom. Just in case.
ReplyDeleteSo glad your student assistant documented the outfit--you rocked that shirt! :)
It's great when your students don't question fashion like this... as if they just expect it from their teachers.
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