the ladies man.

the best part of giving district tests is reading what some of these kids come up with for their prompt responses.

this one was my favorite...

"One of my special talents is getting girls. Now let me tell you why my special talent is this, and you might want to take down some notes. One reason why this is one of my special talents is because just look at me, I'm good looking, funny, and smart. That's what the girls are looking for now a days. Another reason why I'm so good at getting girls is because I know how to talk to the ladies. For example, the girls look for a guy who knows how to treat a girl and that is also sweet. So when I start talking to a girl I compliment her and show her that I'm not mean and I am sweet and nice. A third reason why I think being a ladies man is one of my special talents is because I know how to flirt with girls. For example, every time I start talking to a girl in a flirting way I start off sweet and compliment her good looks. Clearly, I just described why I think being a ladies man is one of my special talents."

if you need assistance in your love life, forget match.com...

instead, find your local middle school and there's bound to be one 6th grade boy with all the advice you could ever need.